Ha! No, neither of these are me. I've been divorced forever and as a blind person in a small town, I have been unable to find anyone willing to hire me. I can't think I would do well trying to carry trays of food through a crowded restaurant anyway. Although I'm sure it would make a great post!

I purposefully left the descriptions of these two lives as "bareboned" as possible to allow people to have a gut, first instinct reaction to see where the conversation would go.